“You obviously do not see it then?” she responded.

“You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat.”

“Be calm please,” the hostess replied. “Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available.”

The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later.

“Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class.”

Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, “It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances,
the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting.”

She turned to the black man and said “Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class.”

At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.

In the first year, “s” will be used instead of the soft “c”. Sertainly,sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard “c” will be replased with “k”. Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome “ph” sound will be replased by “f”. This will make words like “fotograf” 20per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to arrive at the stage where more komplikated revisions are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, that have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent “e”s in the languag is
disgrasful, and they would go. By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” by “z” and “w” by “v”.

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou”, and similar revisions vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand on anozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

1. Statistics are like bikinis… what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential!

2. Spit on your hands! Take the black flag! And start slitting throats!

3. Wickets are like wives… you never know which way they will turn!

4. He looks like a brooding hen over a China egg!

5. It is very difficult to kill a man who is hell bent on committing suicide!

6. He is as innocent as a freshly laid egg!

7. When you are dining with the demons, you’ve got to have a long spoon!

8. If ‘ifs and buts’ were ‘pots and pants’ there would be no tinkers!

9. The ball went so high it could have got an airhostess on its way down!

10. This team is like bicycles in a cycle stand… one falls and the entire row falls!

11. The scoreboard is running faster than an Indian Taximeter!

12. The batsman is like a three-wheeler. Sucks a lot of fuel, but cannot go beyond 30 per hour..but is there always when you need.

13. The wily fox is back… it is an ill omen when a fox licks the lambs!

14. A big outcry but no outcome!

15. All that comes from a cow is not milk!

16. Just because a rose smells sweet, you do not use it in the soup!